What’s So Funny About Taxes?
Tax
time is upon us already! I don’t know about you, but I always get a
little grumpier and a little more stressed at this time of year. So,
here are some humorous quotes to help you through the “terrors of
taxes.”“The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.” – Will Rogers
“A taxpayer is someone who works for the federal government but who doesn’t have to take a civil service examination.” – Ronald Reagan
“They say that true democracy is a perfect marriage between the people and the state – and in April the government reminds us that they married us for our money.” – Anonymous
“A person doesn’t know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.” – Ann Landers
“I’m proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is – I could be just as proud for half the money.” – Arthur Godfrey
“The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.” – Mark Twain
“We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.” – Winston Churchill
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – Tax Auditor
“The difference between death and taxes is that death is frequently painless.” – Anonymous
Hopefully I’ve brightened up your day as you prepare for April 15th!
Live, Laugh and Love!P.S. Do you have a favorite tax quote? I’d love to add it to my collection.
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