Thanksgiving...food for thought

Thanksgiving 8000 calorie poem

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
and your pies take the prize,
and may your Thanksgiving dinner
stay off your thighs!
-Unknown

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
--Irv Kupcine

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
--Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
--P. J. O'Rourke